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May I Have Your Attention…

Hi! I’m creating a new blog. I hope you all will follow me over at that blog. I’ll post links to it here for a while before I stop posting altogether on here. The new page is spellboundscribbler.wordpress.com and please feel free to share it. I just posted my first blog at spellboundscribbler. Come on over and take a look!

Progress

Progress is a dangerous word. I haven’t made a lot of progress lately. I finished a dress in time to wear it in a friend’s wedding. Finished a Christmas present around Valentines. Still have a gift for a baby shower to finish. The child is 3 months old now. I’ve not been so busy that I’ve lost ground. I have had a lot of emotional upheaval. It makes me set up bad habits. I get lazy and don’t work on stuff I want to get done. Remembering how to buckle down is easy. Actually doing it is hard. But I did sit down to write you another blog. That’s a step in the right direction. Only one thing left to say about. Suck it up, Buttercup.

Spring Cleaning

Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re saying. Isn’t it a little early for that? To give you a quick answer, No! I’ve decided not to buy the little house I’ve been staying in. It’s not so little and a bitch to keep warm and tons of stuff need fixed or freshened up. I’m just not that in love with the house.

That means I’m packing again. But it’s not just packing up all the stuff I have. I’m cleaning out, too. I’m asking myself if I really need all those empty binders and notebooks. Do I really need to keep the two dozen magazines I’ve not looked at in over a year? Do I need two dozen pairs of shoes when I only have about four pairs I wear regularly? How much stuff am I holding on to simply because I remember growing up without a lot of stuff? Cleaning-a-Window

Don’t get me wrong. My brother and I had everything we truly needed as kids. But we didn’t get a lot of the stuff we wanted because it wasn’t possible. So I’m cleaning out boxes and drawers and notebooks. I’m packing up the stuff I will use and need. I am not packing the other stuff. The fluff and detritus of 43 years. I’m trimming the fat, so to speak. And once I stop sneezing from all the dust, it’s going to feel really good.

Introducing Neeta Lyffe…

I’m tickled fuscia to have Neeta Lyffe on the blog today.  As you know she is

Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator

the nation’s leading expert on zombie extermination.  Our readers have sent in their must-know questions and we have the top nine questions for Neeta right now.

 

BB:  How did you like the convention in San Francisco?

NL: I would have enjoyed it a lot better if the zombies hadn’t picked that weekend to invade the Bay Area, that’s for certain.  However, the lecture on finding a cure for zombie-ism was fascinating and useful, and of course, the expo floor was top-notch, as usual.  I ended up spending a little more than I anticipated, but I’m very glad for the new monofilament swords and the helmets.

 

BB:  Are the zombies any different in San Francisco?

NL: These ones certainly were, in that most came from the GiveBack Memorial Gardens and Fish Preserve, so they were waterlogged, partly eaten (or inhabited) by sea life, and many had weights implanted in their posteriors.  They were probably the grossest undead I’ve ever encountered, and I had had over 40 rekills to my name at that time.

 

BB: What’s your favorite weapon?

NL: Well, it used to be the chainsaw, but I’m becoming very fond of the monofilament sword.  They’re don’t splatter as much and are easier to handle.

 

BB: Are the rumors of a romance with Ted true?

NL: We’re engaged, but we haven’t set the date yet.

 

BB:  How do you balance exterminating zombies and romance?

NL: Ted makes it easy.  He knows how to find joy in the most stressful or disgusting aspects of the work.  Not to mention, he thinks I’m hot when I’m dressed in a rubber HazMat suit and wielding a bloody chainsaw.  How many women can say that about their fiancés?

 

BB:  Is it possible to have a relationship with a zombie?

NL: Of course not.  Zombies are simply dead flesh that has been reanimated by some process we don’t understand yet.  They may walk, eat, and retain certain habits, but there is no sentience, no intelligence, and no soul.

 

BB:  What’s in store for us on the next season of Zombie Death Extreme?  Any spoilers?

NL: It’s taking place in Jamaica this year, so I don’t have any connection to it.  I’m glad about that, frankly; one season was enough for me.

 

BB: Who has been your favorite contestant so far?

NL: From ZDE-Bayou, you mean?  Juliet Montigue has a level head and a lot of drive.  She may not have been as intelligent as some of the other candidates, but she has common sense and was willing to work to make up for her deficiencies.  Even though she didn’t win, I hear she’s doing very well for herself in Minnesota as an exterminator.

 

BB:  Anything else you’d like to tell our readers?

NL: Despite what you see on TV or read about re-killing zombies, it is extremely dangerous.  Even if you avoid being bitten, zombie-ism is spread by bodily fluids, so you can become just as infected by splatter.  Remember—Distract, Run, and call 9-1-1.  You can learn more about my extermination business and about the show Zombie Death Extreme at http://zombiedeathextreme.com

 

There you have it, Folks.  Remember to call an expert when zombies attack.  Call Neeta Lyffe.

To write or not to write…

Is that even a real question?

If you ask 100 writers for advice on writing you’ll get 100 different answers.  Writing does have rules; however, it is a very subjective craft, even within genres.

Each writer has a style.  Some are similar to other writers.  Some try to copy other writers.  Some go out of their way to stand out from the crowd and be as unique as they possibly can.

How do you decide where you want to fit into this crazy roller coaster?  Pick something.  If you’re the type who tests the water before getting in, you may want to start with writing something you know.  Something familiar may help you get your feet wet before you dive into the deep end.  If you like to push and challenger yourself, then go for the high dive and jump into something unknown.

Write what you know.  Write what you don’t know.  Write about what you hate.  Write about what you love.  Write what scares.  Write what makes you happy.

Regardless to how you try to start, the important thing is that you start.  Get those words on the page.  Whether you’re writing science fiction, romances, news articles, text books, greeting cards, whatever it is, just start writing.

Try to eliminate as many distractions as possible.  Clear your writing space.  Clear your mind.  Hide your to-do list.  Whatever it takes so you feel free to sit still and generate words, do it.

I think the piece of advice I like best is to write what you want to read.  It is impossible to write one thing that will please everyone who reads it.  Write to please yourself.  Write what excites you.  Write with passion.

Just write!